funyard and broken rods!

howdo!! that's me back from my scottish summer hols!! and what glorious weather...not!!what!! Was in glasvegas avoiding the neds..and cars on fire!!!..daftest terrorists i've ever seen i could come up with much better ideas!! Won the Haughey's wifes fancy dress party leatherface bloody hand down! i did spend the best of two days at the "Griffin Matthhew's" sewing a some leather into a face apendage and fashioning a chainsaw out of ikea boxes...well no hoi! what do you expect! also bought the most exspensive fly rod as a treat to myself...later to find it was already in snapped inside the cordura case after a 5 mile up hill hike to Loch Garbad on Arran! I was furious but have learned to control this fury for better times and the dudes at Glasgow Angling Centre were sympathetic awarding me some free £25 intermediate fly line! Thing is they gave me the same rod again..i checked it rigoursly in the shop ..whacking it, etc... then last night at Mossat fishery on its trial run it snapped on the top section...feels like karma catching up...as i have stopped using my late uncle's hefty fibre glass rods in favour of the more exspensive carbon fibre number!!! Anyway poop happens..! After five days on the Isle of Arran..walking..drinking..doing the sound for celiedhs..celebrating Amy's grannies 85th birthday (altho i'm sure she can't remember)..we headed back to glasvegas for a night with Sta Dav n bairn then up to Dundee on our whirl wind tour!! MEGABUS!! We visited the Nelson n Suzie and watched 'deadly prey" a video jason had purchased for 25p from Portsoy boat festival much to the amusement of the spotted teenage stall holders...this and other 80's b movie delights had been purchased..with titles such as 'death of the snowman' and some bolo yeung number...'deadly prey' was so waful it was good..it ended with the hunted muscle guys wife being raped and killed by mercaneries and him beating them to death with their own arms!!!jeezch! on saturday i went to the Funyard in Fife with my niece and that...it was like a farm with trampolines...i raced the toddlers on a cartie..cutting them up...see picture!! Then back to Lumsden on sunday...Jason told me about Davey in the pub noising awbidy up!! but in a real out of order way...using one expleative after another!!! I'm avoiding the pub when he's there..5 months of pent up Lumsdenist and press ups might mean me ripping his gizzrd away like Dalton in Roadhouse! Anyway back to the bing..the pigs are huge,,the garden is heavy..the field is being cut in prep for the build..6 G aw wood is coming!!!its aw happening!!! aw jings i need a holiday!!! One love..monsieur crabbynuts x

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