Ex bumpus nu sculptus
The omenic portents of diluvia were misread and the early summer once more entertained the reddening masses in a barbecued frenzy of border bothering weed whacking and overly optimistic planting.
Reaping the rewards were lotte, emiel, and, er....nicole the first group of artists from AkI working for a week in the foundry and followed as quick as a flash by marloes,marloes sumchog and Myrthe. As you can see I have had to struggle with a new batch of names, most of which I am assured, are popular in Europe. When you consider that due to a faulty organ I have trouble remembering the lovely Emily's name and even on occasion the equally lovely Christine then you can imagine the struggle the last 5 weeks have been. One new name I will never forget though is that of SSW s newest recruit,
LEMMY KATANA NIGHTHAWK! (AKA Brodie Rowan Chaplain), or is it the other way round.
Yes the long awaited birth of Kelly and Phil's wee sprog occurred on thursday, and to celebrate most of the country was bedecked in flags and bunting on the friday!
A coincidence you say? I am not so sure. Although not a great believer in conspiracy theories, because as you know people who do are constantly monitored by a CIA satellite. A piece of space hardware unwittingly paid for by British tax payers to ensure that US intelligence keep the whereabouts of Lord Lucan secret in case we discover that he is living in Cuba, having been paid by " A major Royal" to carry the can for the nefarious deed actually perpetrated by another "Major Royal." With this in mind It becomes blindingly obvious that "The powers that be" KNEW in advance the actual date of Lemmy Katana Nighthawk's D.O.B. and planned the "Royal" Wedding to coincide thus ensuring that bunting, general celebration and a day off for Phil was already in place!
Sadly this points the finger squarely at Kelly who as Phil mentioned was" speaking a strange language" during the birthing process whilst inhaling form a "Face Mask" which must in fact have housed a transmitter! The signal was obviously being picked up by a secret CIA satellite so the "The powers that Be" could cancel the wedding if there was a delay with Lemm'y introduction!
Have to go now, there are a couple of men in dark suits at the door.........................
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